Dramatic Complaints en Francais.

Ok, so I'm in mock exam week and am hating every moment of it. I'm sooo NOT an exam person.
I've never been so thankful that I have my wonderful, ever faithful and superbly calm boyfriend, Ben.
Today I had Drama and PSRE and tomorrow I have three Sciences, Music and Electronics, these are all mocks so I don't need to get too worked up... (That'll scare Ben, he already thinks i'm going insane, and if I don't he will)

HOWEVER (Oh and it's a big one) I have just taken my French written. *Cries out in silly French accent*
I am now going to rant.
It is NOT a French exam. It is a memory test. I think this is THE SINGLE MOST STUPID THING EVER! You don't even have to be able to use the French language to get a good grade.; So long as you can remember patterns in words you are PERFECTLY capable of getting an A*. How is that fair ?! Some people have had to WORK for their GCSE !! I profoundly refused to memorise ANY of the 5 pages I wrote in our 6 prep lessons... Until the night before the exam... Then I tried to learn THE WHOLE THING. Turned out I couldn't so I made it all up in the exam... Not a good plan. I will post my reasults when I get them in August....

To add to the drama (You'll see what I did in a sec) I have a second true GCSE on a week Wednesday. Drama. (Haha, you see?!)
Its that ever looming devised peice we have all had to work too hard on for too long... Even so it's NOT FINISHED yet. We are gonna DIE! No joke.
Our story is truely grim.
It's a suicide game show, *You bet your life*
Three contestants (I'm the homeless one) have all died somehow (Shot... Horribly... On the streets) but then arrive on the gameshow.
The uptight producers control the game, while an all-American style host and hostess run around looking pretty and introducing games.
The loser dies. All others are saved.

HORRID.

In other news... I'm writing a new song which may well end up being posted... =D

Tabs xXxXx

Exam Tips...

In my oppinion exams are evil and have been sent directly from hell to taunt us and make us feel miserable about our failures.
However my Gran (Oh yeah I brought my Nan into this) LOVES them. She's almost 70 and doing degree's because she finds it "Facinating to find out what the examiner will ask her" ?!?!?!?! WTF?!
I'm trying to come up with a list of things I can do to make exams easier, so here you are :

• Wear a certain sent or perfume when you revise and the same one when you take the exam, it'll remind you.
• Try to make yourself a revision timetable: E.g - Monday : Maths (30mins), Music (30 mins), Electronics (30 mins)  
• Go to bed early the night before, don't stay up to revise.
• Breath deeply five times before you go into the exam hall/room
• Count to ten once you're sat down.
• Read the full question !!
• Don't rush, you'll make silly mistakes you would otherwise avoid.
• Try to make sure you answer all the questions.

I hope these help =)

Tabs xXxXx